Almost Died Moment #45362

Last night Sean and I made plans with Freddie and Daniel to watch Shrek 3 — and we almost didn’t make it AFTER he bought the tickets! :( What happened was that we were at home with my sister, and my parents said that they’ll be back by 11.30PM, except it was already 11.45PM and they weren’t home yet (they said one more hour!) … and the movie was starting at 12.15AM! :O We were slowly sinking into a depressed funk, when at 12.15AM my parents called to say that they were on the way home, so we dashed out of the house, jumped into the car and sped at 140km/h all the way to One Utama. I think I almost died a lot of times during that journey. We got there at exactly 12.20AM. A normal fifteen minute journey, not including parking time. Madness. MADNESS.

We made it in time for the movie, and we even got to watch the awesome Digi “Silent Your Handphone” ad that we both like so much :) You know, the one where the dude’s talking on his handphone, and the yellow dude’s crying and trying to shush him. And then the dude goes “Don’t worry lah, I tai koh mah!”, hahaha. Yes, we’re easily amused.

Anyway, the movie was alright. I liked the previous one more, but it wasn’t too bad, I suppose. A tiny bit of a disappointment. I loved that we got to see more of the donkey-dragons though, they’re super mega fantastically awesome! :) Justin Timberlake’s character was boring, boring, boring, and Donkey and Puss In Boots were the stars of the show for me. Everything else was just pretty, meh. OH YES, and the Princesses! I love the princesses, they were awesome. “Oh Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden hair extensions” :P

Today I spent half my day traipsing around shopping malls looking for a basketball because Sean has suddenly decided (after watching season after season of One Tree Hill) that he wants to start playing basketball again, and that he wants to play everyday when we get back to Melbourne. Nevermind the fact that it’s currently 3 degrees in Melbourne, and that his girlfriend is physically handicapped due to a life-threatening illness 2 months ago. On the bright side, I found a very pretty (and big) bag in MNG that I really like. It’s also very useful cause it’s big, and I can throw my laptop in along with my uni books.

Speaking of, I’m feeling much better though. We went bowling today (yes, just the two of us, completely random) and it didn’t hurt! The other time, all I did was play one game of pool and it started hurting like a bitch. I still can’t go back to yoga, pilates or go to the gym yet (I tried lifting 4.6kg today, and it hurt the moment I picked it up!) though. I’m gonna disobey doctor’s orders and start playing tennis this week. Don’t care, I CANNOT STAND IT, lack of exercise and too much Fruit Fiesta from Baskin Robbins, I tell you.

Sigh.

Tardiness

One thing I absolutely cannot stand is when people are late, and they don’t bother telling you about it. Already you’re going to be late, the least you can do is call and say that you are, right? I mean come on, that’s just fucking basic etiquette. You know you’re gonna be late, you don’t fucking wait for someone to call you and ask you where you are — you CALL THE PERSON AND TELL THEM YOU’RE GONNA BE FUCKING LATE LAH. Especially when you’re gonna be FOUR FUCKING HOURS LATE. I suppose I’m quite stupid also for waiting. No wait, strike that, I’m VERY cibai stupid for waiting!

When people make their plans to accomodate you, at least have the fucking courtesy to let them know you’re gonna be late so that they can you know, AMEND their own plans. Don’t be so fucking selfish and think of yourself alone, okay?! I made plans already WHICH I HAD TO FFK because I was spending MY ENTIRE NIGHT waiting! If people call you and ask you where you are, if you’re not on your fucking way, DON’T FUCKING SAY YOU’RE ON THE WAY LAH CIBAI.

Not only did I have to FFK my own friends, but I MISSED OUT ON MY FRUIT FIESTA FROM BASKIN ROBBINS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, and that is FUCKING UNFORGIVEABLE. (Speaking of, you all really need to try that awesome flavour. I’ve had it for three days in a row now, it’s the bomb. Ask them to try and scoop more of the white bits for you because that’s the awesome part. The Baskin Robbins in Bangsar has nicer Fruit Fiesta than the one in The Curve, and the OU branch sucks. I’m just saying.)

Beef man. BEEF. I hate waiting for people. I have never waited for anyone in my life, much less waited for FOUR FREAKING HOURS. Best thing is right, honestly, I don’t mind waiting IF YOU JUST FUCKING SAY THAT YOU’RE GONNA BE LATE LAH. Instead you know what? You just keep quiet and don’t bother calling, and in the end we’re just waiting like sohais like that.

I tell you, if any of my friends did that to me, it’s over man. Cancel plans, straight on. Don’t bother. I was ranting to Mrina and she was getting damn pissed on my behalf. WHO WOULDN’T LAH OKAY?!

FOR FUCK’S SAKE, your parents never teach you manners is it?!

Animals!

I’m dog-sitting Sean’s shih tzu while he plays futsal, hee hee. He (the dog) went for a bath in the pet shop at Bangsar, and since Sean had futsal, I volunteered to take him home for the time being. He’s such a sweetheart, and he’s having the time of his life being the center of attention! He’s sitting on my sister’s lap now while she’s on the PC. Spoiled dog.

Hee hee, isn’t he adorable? :D

Speaking of pets and being adorable, my cat decided today that life would be more interesting as a kangaroo.

At World’s End

Just came back from watching Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End at Cineleisure with Sean! :) It was soooo long — 3 hours I think? Wheeee! I think it was quite awesome, although the second one was definitely funnier, but this one really sorta talked about a lot of piratey things and is quite cool in that way, I suppose. It reveals a lot, lah. Something like that. Stay in the cinema until after the credits because there’s a really cool clip at the end. I’m serious. It’s not one of those random clips like the one in the last movie. It’s meaningful. Thank goodness we didn’t leave the cinema yet! :P

Okay, nothing else for me to say. GO WATCH AT WORLD’S END NOW.

Kthnxbye!

Push Me

Sean and I got our tickets for UV Nation today! :D :D Benny Benassi yo! If you don’t know who Benny Benassi is, then I really have no idea what to say. Really. Asyraf, Thoina, Gamms, Reza and I were talking about it last night over banana leaf at Nirwana and we’re all freaking excited. I mean come on, a rave on the roof-top of ONE UTAMA?! That’s never been done before, okay. And how everything is under UV light? Awesome. Simply fucking awesome! I can so imagine shuffler chicks in their white bikinis glowing in the dark, hahahaha. THAT’S THE SHIT! :D

I basically slept my entire life away today. I woke up at 11AM, went for lunch at Delicious with Sean (by the way, they have new dishes! Go try their Nyona Assam Butterfish, it’s the awesomeness), came back home and took a tiny nap before Mandarin tuition. After tuition, I went to the sink to wash dishes, saw a huge lizard in the sink, freaked out, vowed not to go into the kitchen for the rest of the day, and then fell asleep until about 7.30PM. I’m a growing girl, okay, I need my sleep. And I’m recovering from an operation 2 months ago too. Nyehehehe.

So I got more invites to stupid launches, pre-sales and openings of shops, but I can’t be bothered to go because I’m too lazy, and nothing really interests me anyway. I don’t know how they got my address in the first place, but unless it has the word Chanel, Gucci, Fendi, Louis Vuitton, Cartier, or Tiffany & Co on it, you can forget it ;) Speaking of, I couldn’t find a dry-cleaner who could clean my Lulu Guinness bag because it has leather trimming, so I took an old toothbrush, some super strong washing powder, and scrubbed it myself. Now it’s so brilliantly clean and beautiful again, I feel like a proud momma.

I still think my Fendi bag is a gone case though, but it’s really old and due for replacing anyway. After all, it’s dark coloured so it doesn’t look dirty, but it just looks so .. worn. And guess what. I don’t think I ever blogged about it, but in Melbourne (one boring drunken night), a teeny weeny itty bitty bit of PUKE got on the Gucci bag Sean gave me on Valentine’s Day. You know how things don’t seem to matter so much when you’re high? Yes. I did have a freak out the next day, but that’s another story, heh heh.

I should post the video of Sean and I trying to dye each other’s hair in Melbourne. Quite entertaining. And of course, the entire thing ended with me having to spend hours in the hair salon getting it fixed.

Big Girls Don’t Cry

You know, we always say to each other “Remember the times when life was so carefree, and drama-free?” but when you come to think about it, I don’t think our life has ever been drama-free before. Just a random blurb.

Don’t know what to do with the guys later. I thought we could sit at home and play Monopoly since it’s a Monday night and there really is nothing to do in KL anymore … but I forgot that Sean took back his Monopoly set already :( I just feel like lounging around (and possibly eating!) and talking the night away.

Speaking of eating, I’ve been really eating like a pig lately. Don’t know why.

KL IS SO BORING LAH.

But Melbourne could possibly be worst since hello, no 24 hour mamaks okay. Nothing to do after 5PM cause all shops close. Can’t go shopping. All you can do is eat and drink hot chocolate and sleep. I have no idea what we do in Melbourne man, I don’t know how we entertained ourselves!

Graaawwwrrr, fuck it.

Gossip Girl TV Show

I’m very angry! :(

CW has butchered my favourite book series (Gossip Girl) by turning it into a horrible TV show. Let’s see, where should I start! First off, Nate is horribly ugly, and definitely not the type of guy who could “get girls to strip at the snap of his fingers“. Serena is also not pretty enough, and Blair doesn’t look like anyone who would even resemble Blair at all! She seems so .. Alexis Bledel-ish. MEH! Not only that, Jenny Humphrey is supposed to be BRUNETTE with FRIZZY HAIR and HUGE DOUBLE-D BOOBS except she’s skinny, blonde, and completely, utterly FLAT. Grawr! Rufus Humphrey looks TOO HOT to be Rufus, he’s supposed to have wild crazy hair with stuff in it, and you know, just look generally disgusting! Serena’s mom’s name is LILLIAN and not DARLA for god’s sake! Kati and Isabel right, since when was one of them Asian?!

And you know what’s the worse part?

They left out Vanessa.

UNFORGIVEABLE I tell you, UNFORGIVEABLE.

PS: Go view the trailers on the CW website under “Fall Sneak Preview”.

Don’t Matter

I forgot to mention that I came across a whole load of old photos recently, and I really enjoyed going through them again :) I lost a whole shitload of photos when my sister reformatted my (now her’s) desktop without telling me, pooh! Maybe one day when I’m not too lazy to go through them and resize them I’ll put them up here, heh heh. Until then, they’re all on my Facebook profile (another reason to join Facebook, yes?) :P

I got fed up with waiting for my sister to download CSI: NY Season 3 for me, so I bought the first twelve episodes from the DVD shop in Hartamas last night. I also bought two T-shirts from The Curve — “I may not be perfect, but certain parts of me are” and “I’m not spoiled, just well-taken care of” and Sean bought me one that says “I love my boyfriend”, hahaha.

We had dinner at Coca last night too, and I ate until I couldn’t eat anymore. I’m such a pig sometimes. You would think steamboat wouldn’t be filling, but oh my gosh, seriously, I couldn’t even move anymore after all that!

I’m off to continue watching CSI: NY now, later days :) :)

Why I Love Cats

Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. B*st*rds!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now …

Meow Meow

My sister turns the big one five today, hee hee! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAXINE! Sean and I had to find a cake in KLCC and in the end I settled for a brownie cheesecake since it looked so delightfully sinful *drools* I haven’t tasted it yet because my Dad’s not back yet, but it looks so chocolate-y and yummy and … mmmm :D :D And I’m not even one who likes chocolates, but when it comes to brownies, I’m a gone case!

Last night I had dinner with Stella, Ally, and Sam at this Korean place in Bangsar. I’m a total and utter n00b when it comes to Korean food because I never have it — with the exception of Momotalo, of course. I think I’ve had Korean food less than 5 times in my entire eighteen and a half years of living! Anyway I had quite nice mix rice, and the most awesomest beancurd soup EVER. Seriously, I could just live on that soup for the next year and be absolutely happy. I honestly cannot believe Sam has never drunk bubble tea before in his entire life because HELLO, it’s BUBBLE TEA. I’m a self-proclaimed bubble tea-aholic at that! :O

Yesterday before dinner I went shopping at Sungei Wang (scoff all you want, but you can get the best bargains there) with Sean and only ended up with one top :( It’s no fun shopping with a guy (as much as I love you baby, you cannot replace my Mrina, Ching Yi, or Zehan in terms of shopping, I tell you!) :P

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